FEATURE PRESENTATION: DREAM LOVER

This summer's hottest teen slasher dreamfest has hit trashy B movie theatres nationwide: DREAM LOVER. And critics are screaming four stars in delight. Something is amiss with the new girl and your punky classmates are spewing sludge in your daydreams. Try not to flirt because you'll probably wind up on a date in hell's food court with the demoness herself. Turn out the lights and hold on to your boyfriend, DREAM LOVER IS HERE.

DIRECTED BY/STARRING: MELISSA WYNNE
Popular Music Soundtrack/Score by: PUNKS ON MARS
"Dream Girl" performed by Ranch feat. Punks on Mars

RyAn HoWe *PRESENTS* PIMPLES IN 3D

PIMPLES IN 3D SNEEK PEEK by Ratgum Records

Surge Radio #1, Mars: 3:17am. These were the only recovered segments of last night's broadcast, sent from a hacked Blackberry in Surge City, Mars. For those of you who don't know, Surge City, Mars is a haven for low-life, gel-huffing, pierced perverts that have nothing better to do than listen to the punk music, get tattoos and suck up the planet's artificial atmosphere. Studies show that rats, exposed to this noise continuously over 45 minutes grew metal spikes, black leather dermis and secreted draino™. Expat recording artist, Ryan Howe known for work with the so-called Punks ✠n Mars, is said to have produced these tracks with a street-glitter backing band in Surge City. Howe himself, though not seen by earthling eyes in over 2 years, has undergone mutations similar to those seen in the lab rats. We present this excerpt for educational purposes only! Proceed to these online novelty shops (here or here) to purchase all 36 minutes of this transmission on professionally recorded cassette.

Ranch-Dream Girl (from "Dream Lover" OST)

We slow danced til' the last of the draino-spiked punch was gone and stared in the mirror til' clock struck midnight. One of a thousand ways to say "I love you." But only in dreams...


Scream Queen Melissa Wynne brings us a taste of bittersweet gumdrop from her directorial debut, "DREAM LOVER". Powerpop teen idols RANCH provide the gum, guitar queen Ryan Howe of the PUNKS on MARS twittles the knobs and flies in signature guitar graffiti. Stay tuned for more horror romantics from THE SCREAM QUEEN and a full length record from RANCH. (FOOTAGE TAKEN FROM "DREAM LOVER")