Exile ON MARS!!!!!!

Ratgum Records is so happy to bring you this deluxe vinyl edition of PUNKS ON MARS' SELF TITLED DEBUT. PUNKS ON MARS has been making noise for some time now but this is the definitive poptart statement from the artist known as punk. Laugh as beethoven rolls in his grave at the pop satire of PUNKS on MARS. This release comes highly recommended. //INCLUDES A TEEN DREAM POSTER for your bedroom! go to http://ratgumrecords.com to bring a punk home!

FEATURE PRESENTATION: DREAM LOVER

This summer's hottest teen slasher dreamfest has hit trashy B movie theatres nationwide: DREAM LOVER. And critics are screaming four stars in delight. Something is amiss with the new girl and your punky classmates are spewing sludge in your daydreams. Try not to flirt because you'll probably wind up on a date in hell's food court with the demoness herself. Turn out the lights and hold on to your boyfriend, DREAM LOVER IS HERE.

DIRECTED BY/STARRING: MELISSA WYNNE
Popular Music Soundtrack/Score by: PUNKS ON MARS
"Dream Girl" performed by Ranch feat. Punks on Mars

RyAn HoWe *PRESENTS* PIMPLES IN 3D

PIMPLES IN 3D SNEEK PEEK by Ratgum Records

Surge Radio #1, Mars: 3:17am. These were the only recovered segments of last night's broadcast, sent from a hacked Blackberry in Surge City, Mars. For those of you who don't know, Surge City, Mars is a haven for low-life, gel-huffing, pierced perverts that have nothing better to do than listen to the punk music, get tattoos and suck up the planet's artificial atmosphere. Studies show that rats, exposed to this noise continuously over 45 minutes grew metal spikes, black leather dermis and secreted draino™. Expat recording artist, Ryan Howe known for work with the so-called Punks ✠n Mars, is said to have produced these tracks with a street-glitter backing band in Surge City. Howe himself, though not seen by earthling eyes in over 2 years, has undergone mutations similar to those seen in the lab rats. We present this excerpt for educational purposes only! Proceed to these online novelty shops (here or here) to purchase all 36 minutes of this transmission on professionally recorded cassette.

CH-Rom !LIVE! *VIDEO* Fabulous!

A final faded transmission from the Celebrity Rehab Center located in the heart of Neo Bk, 20 stories underground at the Camo® Hunting Galleria, Arcade and Grill or something. Rom was molting live, and his flag-decked leather was weaving unions with his own tissue as he waxed doggerel re selling yr soul and yr skulls. He's finishing a new audio novella/exospective/record/whatever called Techno Punk in Drag or Spirit of Romance or something and this raw wet footage finds CH demonstrating some of that for us. Some say "wow", others leave because they are having a panic attack. So come see the ROM and the Punks On Mars and other wild flowers deliver these experiences in realtime at the Ratgum and RomCom HQ slash altburban sunhut, THIS SATURDAY(tomorrow). I will drive you. This video goes out to you.
The song is called "(Just Tell Em) Give U A Break", and my number is 678-362-1210.

Rom's Night On Fire

OMG. Finally. My hair's totally been acting up since I first decided to deliver this, but right now my nodes are locked in and hooked up and my softer flesh is dancing for gratification. Please help me attain harmony with some gratuitous indulgence and a sensual response. So this is like a small part of a so-soon-coming megadocument/album-datum; time 2 get soaked or get lost.
Ein zwei LIEBE LIEBE!
Night On Fire by CH-Rom

Ranch-Dream Girl (from "Dream Lover" OST)

We slow danced til' the last of the draino-spiked punch was gone and stared in the mirror til' clock struck midnight. One of a thousand ways to say "I love you." But only in dreams...


Scream Queen Melissa Wynne brings us a taste of bittersweet gumdrop from her directorial debut, "DREAM LOVER". Powerpop teen idols RANCH provide the gum, guitar queen Ryan Howe of the PUNKS on MARS twittles the knobs and flies in signature guitar graffiti. Stay tuned for more horror romantics from THE SCREAM QUEEN and a full length record from RANCH. (FOOTAGE TAKEN FROM "DREAM LOVER")

PUNKS ON MARS- LIVE "GLITTER on MARS"

THE METAL GURU OF PLAINVIEW HIMSELF, appeared live to serenade the court of the punk queen at new york's famed Liberace Theatre. Here's the surveillance footage: