CH Rom and Band "Dear Community"

There's a time that comes for all young adults, when one must say "sorry".  This song is a tribute to the power of the apologia in turning enemies into friends.  Make the transition from debtor to suitor now and own the hearts of your peers when you sing to them "the new CH Rom song."  There's a sweet diamond in every bad apple and unlimited credit at the end of the rainbow, if I had to say it's about one thing.  Give someone close to you a listen; it's got a great "today's beat" sort of quality, but it's also deep with the emotions. Featuring all four reptillian agents of the Rom thinktrust.®®®†††

Consult CH at teenagecop@gmail.com for more information/stimulation.

****CH Rom "(He's) Waiting"****

CH Rom & band bring us a brand new piece called "(He's) Waiting" about a vampire man, a cologne shower enthusiast, a silky smooth parasitic homie-ghost sporting fedora and midnight gown at any time of the day.  This also marks the studio debut of the full Rom band, as seen posing and working hard above.  From L to R: Roxy Hilton, guitarshred and vocals; CH Rom, vocals, orchestra, deep poetry; KF Boo-Hoo, vocals and choir direction; Andrea "Bob Kat" Schiavelli, vocals and keyboardshred.  

We sing and dance in a special way---please invite us to your live event so we can move you with our stinky majesty and corporeal opulence.

Please enjoy our newest single>>>>>

SKYMALL PREMIERE: Outer Space Junk pts. 1&2

Whooooaaa there! Ryan of the Punks on Mars speaking here. Time for some more of those crunchy munchy chubsy wubbsies from the folks over here at Outer Space Radio, 101.marz FM, bringing you the finest foley this side of the galaxy.  If u smell something stinkywinky might wanna check your speakers! So sit down with a double beige and enjoy this spaz junk-operetta, on us.

Rom_Com & Cc "Buttbrain Alpha"

CH Rom presents Rom_Com, a full-bodied house-music product machine.  He does what we tell him to do, and tonight he unveils stinky shiny masterpieces forged from collaborations with dance stud Cc.  Rom_Com and Cc want your credit card information because they are looking to release tonight's piece "Buttbrain Alpha" on an international format, such as vinyl record.  If you're not feeling fleshy and fun when you listen to "Buttbrain Alpha", then we haven't done our job and we want to hear from you!  

Other side coming soon.

Skymall Returns; High-Temp.+ Soaking New Single by CH Rom "Puke For Love"!

Finally, the expulsive love song that you hear everyone shouting about, "Puke For Love".  The gameshow wheel of pleasure, pain and unbeatable prices spins on, a trillion souls trapped and rolling along inside, knowing full well the termination of their credit d'amour and yet screaming for more.  Puke For Love is a fair trade; everybody wins.  This one's a tribute to the gr8st hurt of all, y'all.

Sky Mall would like to welcome back our listeners, viewers and readers with the first in a pair of high-impact singles.  CH Rom has been slopping away in his lavish scented home studio, trying a little harder each day to bring you the golden product.  Now, CH enjoys the warm aid of other/new/nastier Roms:

Roxy Hilton aka "Rox Rom"

Bob-Katt "Bob Rom"

KZ Boo-Hoo "K Rom"

Tonight's love song is one we are deeply pleased to deposit upon u.

Lyrics & Passionate/Compelling Behind-The-Scenes available upon direct request!   Same goes for Down-Loads and other ephemera and lifetime merchandise.

Exile ON MARS!!!!!!

Ratgum Records is so happy to bring you this deluxe vinyl edition of PUNKS ON MARS' SELF TITLED DEBUT. PUNKS ON MARS has been making noise for some time now but this is the definitive poptart statement from the artist known as punk. Laugh as beethoven rolls in his grave at the pop satire of PUNKS on MARS. This release comes highly recommended. //INCLUDES A TEEN DREAM POSTER for your bedroom! go to http://ratgumrecords.com to bring a punk home!

FEATURE PRESENTATION: DREAM LOVER

This summer's hottest teen slasher dreamfest has hit trashy B movie theatres nationwide: DREAM LOVER. And critics are screaming four stars in delight. Something is amiss with the new girl and your punky classmates are spewing sludge in your daydreams. Try not to flirt because you'll probably wind up on a date in hell's food court with the demoness herself. Turn out the lights and hold on to your boyfriend, DREAM LOVER IS HERE.

DIRECTED BY/STARRING: MELISSA WYNNE
Popular Music Soundtrack/Score by: PUNKS ON MARS
"Dream Girl" performed by Ranch feat. Punks on Mars