Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Coming Attractions...

Get ready for OUTER SPACE JUNK, the new eyeball popping 3D release from Ryan Howe (of Luke Perry and Eyelids from Mars fame) brought to you on wax by Jimmy Ferraro's AIRHEAD ENTERTAINMENT. Recorded at the Chelsea Hotel while shooting Surge and huffing hair gel fumes after riding the subways all night, Outer Space Junk is the document of a lost middle school glitter punk from out of this world coping with a fast food planet. Sing along with mutated cartoon frogs with inflated collagen lips in leather jackets while RyGuy wails away on the air guitar...race to the stars on a chrome angel with a V8 in your head...cut class and do the digi bop in the tomagotchi pet cemetery ...croon at the moon while a nightmare buzz fizzles to life in your head...


Oh and while you wait check out some outtake bloopers from the making of "Outer Space Junk"

Junk from outer space by

three headed night by

OH MY GOD AND THERE'S MORE!! Check out a free download holiday grip of Luke Perry's Brainwave's Rerun Crunch...available on cassette, delivered by Chris Kringle down your chimney with a stinky lump of coal and a booger wiped on it


Monday, June 21, 2010

Luke Perry: Brainwave's Rerun Crunch

A real TV tube-ride for the toasted, brought to you in part by Spelling Discs and El Tule Tapes. This one is ABsolutely bursting with crew-cut cameos and spellbound riffologists totally waxed out in Luke's image. "Stolen copies have made their way into the hands of cops seeking to prosecute Perry on charges of 'attempts to get kids to dose their parents and turn them into jello-molds,'" reports Pigout Magazine. Some assembly required. contact lukeperrier@gmail.com to keep your tape head satisfied. $5 ppd.

Twins/Luke Perry: GUTS

Twins and Luke Perry face off, which one is which? they probably can't even tell after all the burgers they wolfed down. This cassette is an exploration of dollar menu dreams across the nation... listeners will totally fiend to spoil their dinners with a 12 gauge bucket of chicken nugget right to their brains. email lukeperrier@gmail.com to grip and rip. I'm lovin' it. $5 ppd.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Luke Perry/ Speculator Split CS

Maas Biologicals brings you this cassette for immediate purchase. $5, postage included. contact lukeperrier@gmail.com or wet merchants to cop one for your deck

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Free Whatever

Ich and du, dead and living, now and then, cost-inflating and convenience-multiplying. Free Whatever are the here and there of swap rock, hs jam and soft coptronica; definitely crit's pics. "We love the innovation, dedication and gung-ho team analytic goal-oriented attitude of this project group—nothing short of a great investment here." -Front Office. Flesheating mallpigs score waves or die.

Old Skull by Free Whatever

Saturday, March 27, 2010

dANA Styled and Compiled

dANA presents a chunk of the life pink and green: Extremely Fun Party & More. Get lost in the garden of love and blow chunks at the stars. Recordings spanning late 08 to early/mid-09, contents are (like) a conference of various personae, Tim Allen-Seinfeld and Harold Faltermeyer in attendance. Kill your idols or slime them in effigy, you decide.

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Your Brain on Perry- Live at the Mind Ripper's Ball

Big Apple, March 13, 2010, 3 a.m.: Catch some scrambulated waves bounced off Perry's blue steel brain-plate directly to your dish. Somebody mustve toasted the illegal cable box before the show because Luke's face was all like morphed-out and he didn't look at all like he did on my mom's TV but it's cool anyway, I'm just glad I got to catch his set before they bagged his face. Luckily I copped this bootleg recording with these killer wet-wired mic implants i got. Stay wired for more live sets from the Mind Ripper's Ball

Live at the Mindripper's Ball by Ron Axl

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Ripped In The Mind

A rip-ride for eternal highschool, Mind Rippers is the best of the best in the world of the numb and the dumb: Nick the "Speculator" Gold, Rx-Luke "Perry" Axl, and C.H. "Romcom" OS. Three heart-and-mind kind of guys pool together inflamed passions on a rip of Ron Howard's center core; a mnemonic revelation of the code lining 1991's "Backdraft". Enjoy a taste—this and more rides to be committed to cassette soon.

Backdraft by Mind Rippers

Monday, March 8, 2010

Cruisin From Zer0-9 to Today's 2010

We would like to present an outstanding moment in these pre-otopian times: a piece of the new (as of June 2009) mega-supergroup, Cruisin. Like, if Frank Sinatra was Powerman 5000 and they had a kid, on acid. This is what it's like when worlds colitis; sinus sludge with princely luster, diamonds with pearls, hope with change, pepsi with coke. Try Cruisin Right Away®, with their tune "Outstanding Miracles":

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Toning The Sun

So much for February. Transprojectile weather update from the boys of Fate & Destiny, the Twin and the Rom; a gentle utterance from the uterine "WO".
wo - toning the sun by twins.

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Luke Perry live @ vogue rpg 12/23/2009

Perry stars in this paranoid adventure into the heart of gamer reality.

Friday, January 1, 2010

New Yoga "Lizard Vision"

The lizard goes steady; New Yoga is seeing stars. How does 1993 talk to 1972? What do you know about throwing garbage anyway?
The special and the beautiful, a full-house VHS skeleton party in the suburban badlands.