Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Rom's Night On Fire

OMG. Finally. My hair's totally been acting up since I first decided to deliver this, but right now my nodes are locked in and hooked up and my softer flesh is dancing for gratification. Please help me attain harmony with some gratuitous indulgence and a sensual response. So this is like a small part of a so-soon-coming megadocument/album-datum; time 2 get soaked or get lost.
Night On Fire by CH-Rom

Monday, May 23, 2011

Ranch-Dream Girl (from "Dream Lover" OST)

We slow danced til' the last of the draino-spiked punch was gone and stared in the mirror til' clock struck midnight. One of a thousand ways to say "I love you." But only in dreams...

Scream Queen Melissa Wynne brings us a taste of bittersweet gumdrop from her directorial debut, "DREAM LOVER". Powerpop teen idols RANCH provide the gum, guitar queen Ryan Howe of the PUNKS on MARS twittles the knobs and flies in signature guitar graffiti. Stay tuned for more horror romantics from THE SCREAM QUEEN and a full length record from RANCH. (FOOTAGE TAKEN FROM "DREAM LOVER")

Sunday, May 22, 2011


THE METAL GURU OF PLAINVIEW HIMSELF, appeared live to serenade the court of the punk queen at new york's famed Liberace Theatre. Here's the surveillance footage:

Saturday, May 21, 2011

More Songs From The Roof/ 3rd Grade Sex Spree

Geist comes right to yr domecile with customized made-for-livingroom frequencies; another sticky gem spun from the roof of their Brooklyn cabin and captured in full one-track monoreel glory. That's right, it only takes one channel for these gentle gentlemen to get their feelings across; and men they may be, but the spirit has no gender, and the voice has no single origin. When the overexciting deathsex revolution sets in, Geist will be performing atop the tallest most erect urban structure to transmit the heartbeat of the deepest lowestdown soils and oils. Ugly Face® is the night's host, and he's serving up some fine-form 2011 Geist splatter with "Vicious Love". Enjoy, or die.
Vicious Love by CH-Rom

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Transcendental Traffic & Visions of Aching Love

video by Chris Rice

Dear friend and collaborator The Chris Rice accompanied me on a spiritually refreshing tour of the Jackie Robinson parkway. The sight of Oakwoods, Lovebirches and Dogdingles rushing by at 130mph gave me chills and goosepimples right up and down my face. Paying a close and deep attention to the road, I indulged my recently credit-loaned Oculomod® range-adjustable periphery vision to catch The Chris sweating rose water and ceaselessly writhing and contorting his limbs as he filled the space of his seat in a deeply perverse manner; his back arched and his body forming a perfect half-crescent, convex with chest out, he appeared pregnant with alien life.
Through all this, the Chris held his video recorder rockfirm, and with my steady wheel hand keeping us straight and pretty, we were on our way to a rich harvest. Where the mundane in heated passion meets with the maniacal, and paradise is offered up every 1 and 1/4 miles, where dreams recede ever deeper into the cosmic wastebin of our collective psyche, the Jackie Robinson sprawls out invitingly like a gargantuan meowcat, beckoning you to scatter yr aching burning visions along its purring ridges. Need and wanton desire bear many of us out onto this pilgrimage weekly and daily, so watch these visions close, as they may be yr own.

music>> CH-Rom
video>> Chris Rice

Monday, May 9, 2011

PUNKS ON MARS: Madame Tussaud Overdrive 7"

Step into Madame Tussaud's Wax on Mars, the museum of counterfeit celebrity and epxeriMENTAL plastic ego enhancement. Here my likeness will live on for all time, GLITTER ON MARS: ears still ringing from the encore, my manager inserts a final tab of synthetic adrenaline, "For your appearance on Mars @ Nite, " he says. "Lets go, the transport is waiting. Here," he hands me a tablet, "rehearse your lines. You'll be asked about your blood type, your favorite date spot in the colony, your new single, and....let's see....your new line of latex." The industry found that Living Tissue™ stars required far less upkeep than earlier AnimaPoptronics ™ models and holoprojections are totally passe. And uhh wait, what was I saying?


COMING SOON IN LIMITED SUPPLY! Own your piece of history.

GLITTER ON MARS by Ratgum Records