Surge Radio #1, Mars: 3:17am. These were the only recovered segments of last night's broadcast, sent from a hacked Blackberry in Surge City, Mars. For those of you who don't know, Surge City, Mars is a haven for low-life, gel-huffing, pierced perverts that have nothing better to do than listen to the punk music, get tattoos and suck up the planet's artificial atmosphere. Studies show that rats, exposed to this noise continuously over 45 minutes grew metal spikes, black leather dermis and secreted draino™. Expat recording artist, Ryan Howe known for work with the so-called Punks ✠n Mars, is said to have produced these tracks with a street-glitter backing band in Surge City. Howe himself, though not seen by earthling eyes in over 2 years, has undergone mutations similar to those seen in the lab rats. We present this excerpt for educational purposes only! Proceed to these online novelty shops (here or here) to purchase all 36 minutes of this transmission on professionally recorded cassette.