SKYMALL PREMIERE: Outer Space Junk pts. 1&2

Whooooaaa there! Ryan of the Punks on Mars speaking here. Time for some more of those crunchy munchy chubsy wubbsies from the folks over here at Outer Space Radio, 101.marz FM, bringing you the finest foley this side of the galaxy.  If u smell something stinkywinky might wanna check your speakers! So sit down with a double beige and enjoy this spaz junk-operetta, on us.

Rom_Com & Cc "Buttbrain Alpha"

CH Rom presents Rom_Com, a full-bodied house-music product machine.  He does what we tell him to do, and tonight he unveils stinky shiny masterpieces forged from collaborations with dance stud Cc.  Rom_Com and Cc want your credit card information because they are looking to release tonight's piece "Buttbrain Alpha" on an international format, such as vinyl record.  If you're not feeling fleshy and fun when you listen to "Buttbrain Alpha", then we haven't done our job and we want to hear from you!  

Other side coming soon.

Skymall Returns; High-Temp.+ Soaking New Single by CH Rom "Puke For Love"!

Finally, the expulsive love song that you hear everyone shouting about, "Puke For Love".  The gameshow wheel of pleasure, pain and unbeatable prices spins on, a trillion souls trapped and rolling along inside, knowing full well the termination of their credit d'amour and yet screaming for more.  Puke For Love is a fair trade; everybody wins.  This one's a tribute to the gr8st hurt of all, y'all.

Sky Mall would like to welcome back our listeners, viewers and readers with the first in a pair of high-impact singles.  CH Rom has been slopping away in his lavish scented home studio, trying a little harder each day to bring you the golden product.  Now, CH enjoys the warm aid of other/new/nastier Roms:

Roxy Hilton aka "Rox Rom"

Bob-Katt "Bob Rom"

KZ Boo-Hoo "K Rom"

Tonight's love song is one we are deeply pleased to deposit upon u.

Lyrics & Passionate/Compelling Behind-The-Scenes available upon direct request!   Same goes for Down-Loads and other ephemera and lifetime merchandise.

Exile ON MARS!!!!!!

Ratgum Records is so happy to bring you this deluxe vinyl edition of PUNKS ON MARS' SELF TITLED DEBUT. PUNKS ON MARS has been making noise for some time now but this is the definitive poptart statement from the artist known as punk. Laugh as beethoven rolls in his grave at the pop satire of PUNKS on MARS. This release comes highly recommended. //INCLUDES A TEEN DREAM POSTER for your bedroom! go to http://ratgumrecords.com to bring a punk home!

FEATURE PRESENTATION: DREAM LOVER

This summer's hottest teen slasher dreamfest has hit trashy B movie theatres nationwide: DREAM LOVER. And critics are screaming four stars in delight. Something is amiss with the new girl and your punky classmates are spewing sludge in your daydreams. Try not to flirt because you'll probably wind up on a date in hell's food court with the demoness herself. Turn out the lights and hold on to your boyfriend, DREAM LOVER IS HERE.

DIRECTED BY/STARRING: MELISSA WYNNE
Popular Music Soundtrack/Score by: PUNKS ON MARS
"Dream Girl" performed by Ranch feat. Punks on Mars

RyAn HoWe *PRESENTS* PIMPLES IN 3D

PIMPLES IN 3D SNEEK PEEK by Ratgum Records

Surge Radio #1, Mars: 3:17am. These were the only recovered segments of last night's broadcast, sent from a hacked Blackberry in Surge City, Mars. For those of you who don't know, Surge City, Mars is a haven for low-life, gel-huffing, pierced perverts that have nothing better to do than listen to the punk music, get tattoos and suck up the planet's artificial atmosphere. Studies show that rats, exposed to this noise continuously over 45 minutes grew metal spikes, black leather dermis and secreted draino™. Expat recording artist, Ryan Howe known for work with the so-called Punks ✠n Mars, is said to have produced these tracks with a street-glitter backing band in Surge City. Howe himself, though not seen by earthling eyes in over 2 years, has undergone mutations similar to those seen in the lab rats. We present this excerpt for educational purposes only! Proceed to these online novelty shops (here or here) to purchase all 36 minutes of this transmission on professionally recorded cassette.

CH-Rom !LIVE! *VIDEO* Fabulous!

A final faded transmission from the Celebrity Rehab Center located in the heart of Neo Bk, 20 stories underground at the Camo® Hunting Galleria, Arcade and Grill or something. Rom was molting live, and his flag-decked leather was weaving unions with his own tissue as he waxed doggerel re selling yr soul and yr skulls. He's finishing a new audio novella/exospective/record/whatever called Techno Punk in Drag or Spirit of Romance or something and this raw wet footage finds CH demonstrating some of that for us. Some say "wow", others leave because they are having a panic attack. So come see the ROM and the Punks On Mars and other wild flowers deliver these experiences in realtime at the Ratgum and RomCom HQ slash altburban sunhut, THIS SATURDAY(tomorrow). I will drive you. This video goes out to you.
The song is called "(Just Tell Em) Give U A Break", and my number is 678-362-1210.