A real TV tube-ride for the toasted, brought to you in part by Spelling Discs and El Tule Tapes. This one is ABsolutely bursting with crew-cut cameos and spellbound riffologists totally waxed out in Luke's image. "Stolen copies have made their way into the hands of cops seeking to prosecute Perry on charges of 'attempts to get kids to dose their parents and turn them into jello-molds,'" reports Pigout Magazine. Some assembly required. contact firstname.lastname@example.org to keep your tape head satisfied. $5 ppd.